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Your Legs Are Like An Oreo Cookie I Wanna Split Them And Eat All The Good Stuff In The Middle

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. A son tells his father. The other boys were jealous but didnt know what to say. Hope this means the naked man was near the organ thats used to play Sunday hymns.

So much better with milk. Weirdly Ive been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. I dont have a favorite way because I dont like OreosYour Personality.

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Oreo pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. It turns out Double Stuff Oreos have 7 less than twice the amount of creme they advertise. It has Chex Mix Oreos Snickers everything.

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Lets hit the road ladies and gents. A rather tall friend of my sons was telling me and some other boys how he dunked a basketball today. I have an imaginary girlfriend.

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I just like to lick them not eat them. Top 34 Oreo Pick Up lines. Joke has 5997 from 72.

Cos I wanna open you up and lick all the good stuff inside upvote downvote report. My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic. Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist.

As the infuriated man starts to protest the doctor says Trust me. Oreos are like boobies. You tie me down to get me up.

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Well no says the boy. Im the doctor So the man comes in the next day and he brings the hard boiled egg and the oreo cookie. I told him that I was dunking earlier today too but then I ran out of Oreos.

Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie Now all you need is some cream filling Your legs are like an oreo Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between. You know you could do better. I get wet before you do.

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One prick and it is gone forever. Hahaha Theyre better at it than guys. Its a good thing.

The whole thing - this means you consume life with abandon you are fun to be with exciting carefree with some hint of recklessness. Girl are you an oreo. Only a dirty mind can make a good thing into bad.

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Because they can dunk them. Why did the sperm cross the road. When should you take a Oreo cookie to the doctor When it feels crummy.

There are also jokes here that may seem bad but actually they are innocent. Held under the surface till the bubbles stop. Chances are that person understands the work youre doing how important it is to you and how far a few kind words can send you.

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Now pull up your pants and come back tomorrow with a hard boiled egg and a oreo cookie says the doctor. It doesnt cure it. Oreos are like boobies.

While he waits the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The new machine in the gym is great. Aug 21st 2013 via twitter Staff Pick.

Unsplash Lana Abie 1. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. Make sure to tell these to true.

If Im going to have sex its going to be on my own Accord. Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. Then no After dinner th.

About a minute later WOOSH. What do you do when. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

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Just the cookie not the inside. Dentist Jokes Why did the shipwrecked pirates get to eat cakes Oreo cookies and pies when they washed up on shore It was a desserted island. Here are our favorite picks.

When encouragement comes from someone you know who knows you and your struggles thats great. Your legs are like an Oreo Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between. You stick your poles inside me.

This term is searched 200000 times on Google and we wanted to add a few of our own naughty jokes to the mix. Its a gateway tug. When it feels crummy.

Charm women with funny and cheesy Oreo conversation starters chat up lines and. A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says itll take about an hour for him to check it. Girl are you an oreo.

Up goes the oreo cookie. The father sighs and says.

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